OOh, so many good ones!
"When a spiritually mature brother is shown what is supposed to be lewd picture or pornographic image....he will literally throw up his hands in front of his face and wince in pain.....looking like he may just vomit"
MY FAVORITE! It is so phony.
"6 year old girls don't like to ride in Barbie jeeps or color or play the Wii. They like to wear dresses all day long and sit for hours listening intently to old people talk about pioneering"
I know, right?!
I just love Woman With Fruit.
"Wish I had a good one I could think of. Whenever there's someone looking at a porn magazine or calendar, the picture is always blurred out--as if the people in the picture really are looking at porn..."
You never know...